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Post by MacReadyOrNot on Aug 4, 2020 12:01:08 GMT
Come up with the dumbest, most generic, tackiest, most unscary slasher titles you can think of. The kind that would make you laugh rather than bring fear or intrigue to your mind, regardless of its plot. Include fake loglines and/or taglines if you're so inclined.
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Post by MacReadyOrNot on Aug 4, 2020 12:52:20 GMT
Poessessed logline: Boston police see a new string of serial killings in the style of Edgar Allan Poe stories, but the worst ones yet may be from a number of unpublished stories with missing pages. tagline: Quoth the raven, "Murder more!"
Karens logline: A black studies professor begins being stalked by a bunch of blond, white women after calling one out during a class of hers for her sheer ignorance. tagline: Even just one is deadly.
A Hard Slay's Night logline: Paul and his bandmates (John, George and Ringo) must find Paul's murderous grandfather in a city of adoring/stalker-like fans tagline: He loves you dead, dead, dead. He loves you dead, dead, dead.
Deading Day logline: Newlyweds, Michelle and Gary, set about killing every last wedding guest of theirs by using the very gifts they registered, because each one of them either directly or indirectly wrecked their lives throughout the years. tagline: Michelle and Gary's wedding guests didn't realize their honeymoon started the second they took their vows . . . to kill every last one of them. Black Tie Optional.
Larry: Portrait of a Cable Guy logline: After a disastrous stand-up set, Larry the Cable Guy breaks down and starts killing hecklers, agents, and more, including his own Blue Collar Comedy Tour mates. tagline: "Lord, I apologize. For not killing sooner."
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Post by MacReadyOrNot on Feb 24, 2021 17:55:55 GMT
Scaredown logline: a staring contest turn deadly tagline: Don't blink. Don't flinch. Don't look away. tagline 2: Keep your eyes on the prize: your life.
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